If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask?

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? 

Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

-Scott Adams-

You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take.

You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take.

-Wayne Gretzky-

You must be the change you wish to see in the world.

You must be the change you wish to see in the world.

-Ghandi-

I may not be the girl that everybody wants, but at least i´m not the one that everyone´s had!

I may not be the girl that everybody wants,

but at least i´m not the onethat everyone´s had!

Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian 

any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

-Billy Sunday-

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; 

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

-Miles Kington-

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.

Always borrow money from a pessimist. 

He won’t expect it back.

-Oscar Wilde-

The truth is you don't know what is going to happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed.

The truth is you don't know what is going to happen tomorrow. 

Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed.

-Eminem-

Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see a shadow.

Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see a shadow.

-Helen Keller-

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. 

She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.

-Ellen De Generes-

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.

-Anthony Burgess-

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. 

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

-Lana Turner-

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... 

And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

-Ron White-

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. 

Just like everyone else.

-Margaret Mead-

Life is a dream for the wise, a game for the fool, a comedy for the rich, a tragedy for the poor.

Life is a dream for the wise, a game for the fool,

 a comedy for the rich, a tragedy for the poor.

-Sholom Aleichem-

Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated.

Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated.

-Confucius-

Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.

Life isn't about finding yourself. 

Life is about creating yourself.

-George Bernard Shaw-

Out of difficulties grow miracles

Out of difficulties grow miracles.

-Jean de la Bruyere-

Nothing is impossible, the word itself says i´m impossible!

Nothing is impossible, the word itself says ´I´m impossible`!

-Audrey Hepburn-

Let us always meet each other with smile.

Let us always meet each other with smile,

for the smile is the beginning of love.

-Mother Theresa-